plot twist: the person you like actually texts you back

plot twist: the person you like texts you first

plot twist: someone texts me

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  • me to virgin mary: nice nice, so u a virgin?
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    people that argue with cashiers are the worst kind of people

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  • School: no shoulder-revealing shirts
  • Student: why?
  • School: you might ferociously anal fist each other in the hallway
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    One of the kids in my high school class was born on April Fool’s and his dad missed his birth because when his mom called to say she was in labour he laughed and hung up on her

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